I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter

Something that defies humanity!

I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!

by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025

Literate

A synonym to 'Write'.

(Lit-er-ate-

I don't draw, I scribble.
I don't breathe, I inhale.
I don't write, I literate.

by Cozmicrealities April 9, 2024

a literal pine tree

a person who is amazing and good and great.

person a: wow that’s a literal pine tree

person b: i like them so much

by Giant Rat December 31, 2019

Clock Liters

A clock liter is a form of measurement used to calculate kenta meters and yards into minutes

There are 9,000 clock liters in 9 kenta meters

by Kent A. Meters September 1, 2022

literally

*adds emphasis*

It's operates in a similar vein to the peppering of four letter words throughout a conversation, merely placing emphasis upon the encapsulating phrase, or the sentence as a whole.
It's like *look here, pay attention to me while I say this, though it is probably insubstantial and you might not want to regard it as wholly accurate if it is substantial.*

The earlier posts literally made such a big deal about the word being misused.

I literally had to correct that shit.

People are taking the definition of literally far too literally; I mean LITERALLY.

This is urban dictionary, it's literally made for incorrect colloquial usage cases. (this one happens to be both at once, which is likely why children first learn a mistaken use case)

by ᛒᚱᛖᛉ February 26, 2021

Literally an explosion

When you cum so much inside another person that they blow up like a balloon and eventually explode.

Person 1: how is Sally?
Person 2: not alive.
Person 1: WHAT? HOW?
Person 2: Literally an explosion

by MYFUCKINGMESS December 22, 2020

literally

a word used by people who don't know the literal meaning of it but still use it because it's famous

Jack: I literally slipped over a peel of banana

Ellen: Do you know what is the meaning of literal?

Jack: NO!

by Georgia_Rose January 23, 2021