Lana

Lana is "anal" backwards. It is used in reference to a girl's ass.

Dude, check out that girl, she's sooo hot!

Meh, She has a cute face but no Lana.

by CoolCarrotz February 16, 2014

lana the retard

a random person no one likes

lana the retard is retarded

by The Sassy LLama April 23, 2018

Lana

A brat.

Omg! Lana is such a brat!

by Kenzierose325 July 13, 2020

Lana

A fat beached whale that attempts to fit in to general society but cannot fit due to her fat size. Lanas in the wild enjoy making rumours about others because they have an empty life and no soul. Their favorite hobby is opening the fridge and they are well known for having unattended birthday parties. If a wild Lana was to get angry they would most likely suck you into their black hole stomach and devour your family back to your ancestors.

Holy Shit, its a beached Lana. Shes so fucking fat! Take a picture before she falsely accuses you.

by CamelH November 13, 2021

Lana

Try her name read reversed.

Hey, Lana, can you read your name but backwards?
Lana: Shut the fuck up

by Commentos July 22, 2020

lana peed

deep anal

Dude your mom totally loves lana peed!

by infamous noble November 21, 2010

Lana

Ugly girl with no potential. She eats Mashed potatoes all day and Wendy's at night. She likes Jewish boys but claims they're all Chaldean.

Lana loves Jules

by Skinny White Boy Matt Temple October 7, 2017