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Kitty Condo

That player rammed his cock into my kitty condo.
by jamesboob May 8, 2010
mugGet the Kitty Condomug.

Kitty Dukakis

A "Kitty Dukakis" is an "Arnold Palmer Beverage (also referred to by white trash as twisted tea)" with a shot (or two) of good Citron/Lemon Vodka added. Though Kitty would probably have just poured in some hairspray!

This drink was first created at the Moana Surfrider Resort on Waikiki Beach on the Island of Oahu in the US State of Hawaii.

Trying to be funny I ordered a "Kitty Dukakis" from the cocktail waitress, to which she replied "huh".
I gave her the recipe and explained that Kitty would drink this because it looked like an "Arnold Palmer" and you couldn't smell the vodka on her breath. She took it hook, line and sinker!

Two years later I was in Waikiki again, we sit down and I order a "Kitty Dukakis" my friend laughs, the cocktail waitress says "do you want that with citron or regular vodka?" WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can I get a Kitty Dukakis? Tell the bartender to use a good Citron Vodka!
by OneLane August 27, 2013
mugGet the Kitty Dukakismug.

Kitty Purry

Katy Perry's cat
Person: What's your cat's name?
Katy Perry: Kitty Purry.
by queefteisha March 26, 2017
mugGet the Kitty Purrymug.

woods kitty

That woods kitty sprayed my dog and now he stinks to high heaven.
by wormracer08 December 4, 2013
mugGet the woods kittymug.

kreep kitty

An unusually persistent or clingy broad who will stop at nothing to latch onto the dude she's after; even if it means cockblocking him out of opportunities he has dreamed of. Commonly observed examples of kreep kitty behavior include: overwhelming her victim's phone with text messages, popping out of nowhere at the worst times to the shock and horror of the victim, performing unthinkable or often embarrassing acts in an attempt to garner the attention of the stalkee, etc. In most cases the kitty can only be distracted by a deft and sympathetic wingman, unfortunately this inevitably leads to the good man becoming the next victim.
Can you believe that stage five clinger I shook?! If it wasn't for Lou swooping in with the save, the damn kreep kitty surely would've cockblocked me out of every bitty I boned that night!
by idig December 24, 2007
mugGet the kreep kittymug.

licks the kitty

the act of placing tongue on young feline. the act of placing tongue on vagina(pussy). when adding a name to it, very funny phrase to say in your head to make you laugh.
mama cat licks the kitty.
(any name) licks the kitty.
by jackal210 July 29, 2009
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Niggy Kitty

One of those niggys that acts like a kitty and just "pussies" out about everything. They come in different shapes and sizes
HEY JAMAL LOOK AT THAT NIGGY KITTY! HE PUSSIED OUT OF EATING MAC AND CHEESE!
by El_Pablo February 5, 2021
mugGet the Niggy Kittymug.

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