Keith is a wonderful, handsome, kind, sweet, boy. He is so so loved and he's simply the best thing in the world.
Heather: "Keith is so handsome"
Heather: "sexy is Keith, Keith is sexy"
Heather: "Keith is my husband"
Heather: "sexy is Keith, Keith is sexy"
Heather: "Keith is my husband"
by 123abcheather June 01, 2024
The one guy that always sweats at Tetris and can't touch the net on a basketball hoop if his life depended on it. never ever touches grass because he plays too much Tetris.
Keith go touch some grass
by Isolation19 March 29, 2022
by uwutime October 19, 2019
Business man Keith is a very successful business man especially when it comes to stocks and loans
He's a bit short tempered with people he doesn't know but once he warms up to you he becomes overprotective
His friends describe him a overprotective, dramatic, and short
He is popular throughout Twitter for tweeting random controversial topics and just being a mob boss
He once paid 9 seventh grade students to jump a class mate of his because he owed him money. Many think he's a coward for that but others say it's him moving pawns in a chess game.
He's a bit short tempered with people he doesn't know but once he warms up to you he becomes overprotective
His friends describe him a overprotective, dramatic, and short
He is popular throughout Twitter for tweeting random controversial topics and just being a mob boss
He once paid 9 seventh grade students to jump a class mate of his because he owed him money. Many think he's a coward for that but others say it's him moving pawns in a chess game.
by Anonymous Screen Time January 05, 2022
An American gun-nut, homophobe, racist, transphobe, and far-right political wannabe who has lost every election he's contested. Sometimes wrongly known as "Keith R. Swank"
He became known on 27 March 2023 when he made a dumb post on Twitter calling for teachers to be armed.
He regularly posts homophobic and transphobic tweets in a style known as "being an Arsewank"
He claims to have served in the military and the police force. Whilst his military service has never been proven, his police employment has been verified by the existence of a report of the disciplinary proceedings when he was suspended without pay for his part in an "ethnic slur" offence.
Arsewank day is now celebrated on 27 March
He became known on 27 March 2023 when he made a dumb post on Twitter calling for teachers to be armed.
He regularly posts homophobic and transphobic tweets in a style known as "being an Arsewank"
He claims to have served in the military and the police force. Whilst his military service has never been proven, his police employment has been verified by the existence of a report of the disciplinary proceedings when he was suspended without pay for his part in an "ethnic slur" offence.
Arsewank day is now celebrated on 27 March
by keithArsewank July 05, 2023
A boy who is sweet,kind, adorable,smart and more and if you meet a Gunner Keith do let go because you will never find one like him😘😘
Person 1: Who is that smart and adorable baby in that class
Persons 2:that is probably a Gunner Keith
Persons 2:that is probably a Gunner Keith
by Emily Conway December 29, 2017
A squid that Wilbur Soot named with Charlie Slimecicle, Wilbur came up with the name and told Charlie 😈💪
by Dreamsbighairytoes November 29, 2021