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Keith

Big ard fella who sits down the pub witha pint of carling and chats utter bollocks. After watching his team lose on a Saturday afternoon he goes home to beat the missus. Loves Tommy Robinson and the EDL. He's not racist coz he loves the fellas down at his local tandoori.
Keith is the big bald lad at the pub who chats utter shite about immigration and rates the English breckie he had that morning.
by MuslimHunter November 28, 2020
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Keith Holder

Keith Holder: someone who acts like a bigger penis then they have.
wow that guy is such a keith holder.
by keith holder April 22, 2022
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Keith

Keith A Wilson is the finest nigga you know and he has a bbc he goes to geo prep u fall in love with him when you see him he has brown dreads he makes your pussy wetter than niagera falls he can fuck anyone.
by Qauntavious pringle September 14, 2022
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keith

"what is the most unattractive male first name in the English language" "keith"
by Ignitor_ignition December 21, 2022
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Keith

Parents: "We'll name our child, Keith"
Doctors: "Ew what the fuck"
by ShowMeYourMotavation August 31, 2022
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keith tressler

Guy friends make him harder than a girl ever could.
by Johnpaul77 May 31, 2018
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keith

a nickname given to a gay person that enjoys sucking toes
"tony is a toe-sucking keith"
by edward carlisle jr. February 22, 2025
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