Joseph

A guy who is hot as fuck and cooler then anyone. They keep to them selves and are very mysterious. A Joseph is also irresistible and hard to stay the fuck away from. Everyone loves or idolises Joseph.
A: "Did you see that chick Joseph picked up man?"
B: "Yeh only Joseph man."
by ivitch April 01, 2017
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Joseph

An annoying little boy that always corrects you for no reason. He’s weak and irritating and has no friends.
Joseph is the most annoying boy at school.
by Me😂 April 12, 2019
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Joseph

A nice guy he’s hot, Nice hair and Tall. He has a 10inch dick
Maria:Joseph is so cute I can’t believe we’re dating
Ana: yeah your luck
by Jojo122030 September 17, 2019
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St. Joseph

Possibly one of the most boring towns in south-west Michigan. Populated by mostly rich people looking to settle down and have kids, the kids are usually stoners since there is nothing else to do in St. Hoe.
Kid 1: Hey, where are you from?
Kid 2: St. Joseph..
Kid 1: Oh, Got any ganja?
by JohnsFesteringTesticle March 30, 2010
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Joseph Smith

The best con man that ever lived. Created his own religion based on ideas he borrowed (stole) from an unpublished novel and the mason sect. Established a devoted flock of religious followers while remarkably continuing his snake oil ways until the day he was killed. The man is now a saint and founder of the Mormon church.
Ken Delay is a loser. He made lots of money, but got busted in his own lifetime and will always be a loser. Joseph Smith, however, created his own reality making the rules and then changing the rules to suit his mood. Joseph Smith is a saint.
by Fanny Alger August 10, 2005
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Tyler Joseph

tyler joseph - noun, a precious smol bean

me: jesus fucking christ just make a normal definition
by cellery sticks April 01, 2018
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Sneaky Joseph

To unscrew and ejaculate inside the shower head then replace shower head ready for someone else to use! Named sneaky Joseph because of possibility that it was not an immaculate conception...
Hey, Just had a 'sneaky Joseph' round Daves house! Bad start to the day for him tomorrow!
by Wicked Cheese October 04, 2010
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