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Jorden great looking guy would do anything for the person he loves. has a great personality can make any girl smile. is by far the most loyal friend in the group. truly a great athlete excels at all sports. jordens like to keep it real and often tell it how it is. jordens are the nicest guys you could meet and have around they can be trusted with anything. jordens are best when born as a leo. some people may see a jorden as cocky but this is just a pure confidence and belief in himself that hes built up over the years. if you ever get a jorden keep him they're a rare breed.
jorden is such a great guy.

did you see what jorden got me?
wait till jorden hears what happened.
Jorden by riding my jorden October 11, 2011
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A fucking unit that has a magnum dong the size of a bus. Smartest out of all his friends as well.
Jordan is a fucking chad bro
Jordan by Tink1000 December 4, 2020

Jordan Witzigreuter 

lead singer for the band The Ready Set
also known in punk bands and to have a big penis
wow that jordan witzigreuter from the ready set was hot in there last night
the most beutiful, hot, awesome person ever. you shouldnt get on her bad side or you are in danger. destind to be rich and famous.
" you know that hot girl over there. . ."
" yeah, shes totally a jordan!"
Jordan by xme4lyfx April 2, 2010

Jordan's Butterfly 

A girl that is madly in love with a boy that doesn't really care anymore, even though she's trying to hard to show him that she's changing. The Jordan doesn't understand how delicate the butterfly is as her closest relationships due to years of her acts of stupidity. She is trying to win him back, but failing miserable. She just wants him to understand how much she loves, supports, and wants to be with him, no matter who tries to stop them.

She hopes she can win him back, but as the course of events fall in place. She is soon to die.
Jessica wants to be Jordan's Butterfly, but can never be and is dying.
Jordan's Butterfly by punkrebel91 January 11, 2009

Jordan+Kalyn 

A loving couple. The perfect couple. Together these two people define perfection. When you see them you think "she is so lucky" and "he is so lucky." Together they tackle the world knowing that together, together they can accomplish anything.
look at those two over there aren't they so cute
yeah thats Jordan+Kalyn

NO WAY i knew i recognized them!
Jordan+Kalyn by Ravizzone January 18, 2011
The sweetest, cutest, funniest, gamergirl you will ever meet. Shes hot, nice, a tomboy, and a natrual beauty. This Jordan is EXTREMELY brave, smart, and courages! She stands up for everyone and doesnt care what people think. She can be herself around everyone and although she is a tough nut to crack. She is delightfuly huggable, she cuddles w/ you and you feel so lucky to even meet her! Shes modest, crazy, and the sweetest thing. If you ever meet a Jordan, always be nice, and NEVER LET HER GO!
Boy 1: I cant believe she even wants to be friends! She is just so above my level.
Boy 2: ikr! She is just so unpredictafuly AWESOME!
Girl 1: DONT EVEN CALL HER THAT! She is way better than awesome! She is like. The queen! You low levels!
Girl 2: ya! And consider yourself lucky for meeting her!!!

You are the luckiest person! Jordan is the BEST so treat her like it!!
Jordan by StevenbillspersonGIRL February 18, 2015