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by Anna-Maria Drew October 21, 2019
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by The Senator Himself December 16, 2021
Get the Julio Jones mug.An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.
Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!
Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!
Joe: These are new "Asics!"
Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!
Joe: These are new "Asics!"
by Ohaganist November 2, 2010
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"Man I think that guys a real Leather Jones" "Wow what a way to pull off the Leather Jones" "you could really do with a bit of leather jones in your life"
by Leather Jones July 7, 2012
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