Indiana Jones'n

Lost in the jungle with no weed.

When Jonny finally climbed above the second tier of branches and vines, he poked his head into the open, into the sun for the first time in days and squinted into the harsh light. A subtle breeze ruffled his beard, stirring the small birds that had taken nests inside. He saw no signs of civilization in any direction, and reached for a branch to steady himself as he felt faint suddenly, quickly losing hope for rescue or a chance run in with friendly natives. He regained his equilibrium and slid down the bark into a squatting position. Reaching into his pack he removed his pipe and tin, and sighed, knowing he was about to smoke himself out of pot. But the tin was empty already- he lost track of how much he'd smoked with the drunken orangutan the night before. He was truly Indiana Jones'n at this point, and threw the pipe in a childish outburst that made him angry all the more. He was losing composure...

by Jonny Zip September 2, 2007

Negro Jones

A man who showed his godly powers when he helped the niggers escape from there masters during the shogun era he cannot be defeated and he can hit and run like a nigger buttfucking a snowman in the northpole .Hes the asshole who has all the good pokemon cards but he never even shows them. did i mention hes a BLACK god.

Dont fuck wit that guy he has the blessing of Negro Jones

by dick muncher mark johnson December 9, 2015

mrs jones

A girl you cheat with.Such as in the song.

"A man i got this one mrs jones around the corner."

by L Boogy February 1, 2006

jonessa

Jonessa is a unique name that can from 2 parents in 2006. It’s a mixture of Vanessa and Jonathan

Jonessa is very unique and cool.

by Annyimois July 30, 2018

Jynessa

Jynessa is a very pretty and talented girl. Has a bright personality and is loved wherever she goes. If you happen to meet a Jynessa you are lucky. She is one of the best friends you'll ever have. Smart and sweet Jynessas are the best.

Person #1: Hey there is Jynessa!
Person#2: She is so cool!

by EverythingisLit September 3, 2018

jones bbq and foot massage

some random dude that loves bbq's and foot massages

jones bbq and foot massage

by nathan_85 September 20, 2020

Backdoor Jones

when someone is trying to pull a fast one or a trick or scam they are said to be pulling a backdoor jones. Also there is the antonym known as the backdoor jones on the fronstide.

An employee tried to make the boss believe they were sick in order to go home early. He is said to be pulling a backdoor jones.

by EPAC June 23, 2007