Jones That Bitch

When a horendous looking girl asks u for your number. You give her Mike Jones number instead. 281 330 0084

Person 1. Did that bitch from the club ever call u back?

Person 2. Nah dude, i Jones That Bitch

Person 1. Nice

by DankDefintions February 21, 2011

Makhai Jones

Makhai Jones is a fat person who eats out Daishawn

Makhai Jones is a rude person who hates black people

by MakhaiBigGay April 10, 2019

Rexton Jones

NPC

Wow that guy is so bland, it's almost like he's a Rexton Jones

by Beder Griffin July 8, 2022

Paedo Jones

A generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.

Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.

Yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick ass bbq yesterday.

Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones

by Rookie boi July 2, 2018

nola jones

nola jones is nola. She is scary. She makes me cry. But don’t worry bc it’s okay. Nola is nice. She likes ice. Nola jones is sophie jones sister. Nola is cooler then Sophie.

Nola jones rides a bike.

by Bubby boi November 5, 2019

Jones's Surprise

An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.

Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!

Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!

Joe: These are new "Asics!"

by Ohaganist November 2, 2010

Brosmosis Jones

Someone who is totally the shit. One badass motherfucker, as some might say. Someone who is your Bro, of great friend, but too great to simply call Bro. A term to be used when you want to think outside of the Bro Box.

See you at the party later, Brosmosis Jones! *Double Finger-Gun Point and Wink*

by HTMLHero June 13, 2011