jonah and mira

A love so strong no one can break it. They could both be in relation ships but deep down they both know that there love is true

Wow there goes a Jonah and Mira
It was meant to be

by Margie June 26, 2015

Jonah

Super mega fagatron

That guy is such a jonah

by Not Jonah May 20, 2019

Jonah

A big dick that can’t get his shit together and he is gay

Don’t be like Jonah

by Girlgamer112144 November 8, 2019

Jonah

The sexiest of men. One smile from Jonah can cause extreme Intoxication. He will always venture to find the ones he loves. He has the uncanny ability to create unnaturally large dookies in just one trip to the toilet. All who see the girth of the crap will gasp in awe. The smell it emits can make one high depending on the size. Jonah is a hero to all who love mystery and memes. No woman can resist the sound of Jonah's voice which is smooth like hard boiled eggs, and deep like slippery dingleberries. When he looks into your eyes, it's like gazing into the eyes of a dead rat: surreal and full of pain. When he holds your hand, you'll want to die because the feeling is so warm and satisfying and it will often lead to instant diarrhea leakage. When he kisses you it's as if all the stars aligned to form a very small but safe turd sailing through the milky way. He will always be there for you, just like constipation. However don't make Jonah angry. He is very protective and will diagnose anyone who displeases him with dysentery.

Don't look now but I think Jonah is staring at you with rage....how's your stomach?

by UrbanJV4 April 7, 2021

Joadan

A very rare name. If you meet a person with this name, get away from them immediately, they are bitter and ignore you in any situation, this person would most likely let you die in a hole.

Person 1: Hey what's your name?

Person 2: ...

Person 1: hey..?

Person 2: Oh it's Joadan

Person 1: Get away from me

by Joshuathehotguy February 18, 2022

Jona

the act of prolonging a conversation by replying to a simple question with a response that resembles a letter or a diary entry, pouring there heart and soul into a message as if it is there last.

Alma totally pulled a "jona" when i asked why she doesnt like her boyfriend.

by ibTeeRex March 8, 2009

Jonah

An absolute cunt. He will snake you when he gets the chance. Don't trust a twat named this.

P.s also a shit name

"Hey have you seen Jonah, I heard he's an absolute cunty snake"

by DaBoi2016 December 10, 2016