Mucho jamon para dos huevos!

"Too much ham for 2 eggs!"
1. A fat girl dating a skinny, frail man
2. A stunningly beautiful woman dating an insignificant man.

That girl is dating that guy?! She is mucho jamon para dos huevos!

by barrazjazz November 9, 2020

Infinite Jason Theorem

given infinite time, Jason will have good idea

Greg: Wow! Jason actually had a good idea
Sam: Well the infinite jason theorem says he'll get one every once in a while

by MONKEY EMPEROR February 25, 2021

Pan de Japón

A bread eaten in Venezuela during the Christmas season. It was a tradition that started by Japanese immigrants. Un tipo de pan que se come en Venezuela en la Navidad. Es una tradición que comenzó gracias a los inmigrantes japoneses.

The pan de Japón is delicious!

by Dulcitamf December 26, 2012

Bald Headed Jason

A 100 dollar bill.

Lucile: “What’s that in your wallet?”

Sean: “ Shit, that’s a bald headed Jason!”

by Edac Moncrief June 21, 2020

A limping Jason

A state one may find themselves in having been on the business end of powerful and prolonged anal thrusts, normally by numerous men. Unwanted anal leakage usually accompanys a limping Jason

Person 1...Jesus, that dude looks in a bad way.
Person 2...I hear he had a train run on him last night
Person 1...Ahhhhh, that explains why he looks like a limping jason

by Gemma111 February 11, 2021

barlottle and Jason forever

if you know you know and don't forget to watch drowned the 2 part serise!

barlottle and Jason forever lol

by barlottle June 28, 2021

Jason

Usually a cute guy who likes watching Lords of Dogtown and going to kindergarten parks with girls. Oh, and is also a VERY good kisser.

i hung out with Jason the other day<3

by Mdontworryboutit March 30, 2009