jake

some fucking faggot that everyone wants to slap this shit out of

i will slap the living shit out you Jake you fucking kike

by _real_phobia June 14, 2017

Jake

Someone with a tiny dick that gets no girls because he is so ugly

Ewww is that Jake he is so ugly

by Henry Thomson July 10, 2016

#jake

A male species with blonde hair. According to the Holly Bible he walks the earth in a somewhat 'hansome manner'. A man to be cherished and embraced. A crocodile in disguise as an ape.

I wish i had a #jake to keep me warm

by lavenderrty October 4, 2009

Jake

The biggest faggot, douche bag you will ever meet. Drinks cum like no tomorrow. He will touch your dick. He wants to give you a blow job.

Girl-Jake? What a queer!
Boy-He likes my penis.
Boy 2-He tryed to stick it in me!
Girl 2-He told me he likes men.

by Ariespoo1 October 24, 2011

Jake

1) The biggest fuckboy hypocrite to ever exist on this earth

2) The guy who has no friends

Did you hear Jake has no friends at all? I wonder why

by clappingdeeznuts April 13, 2015

Jakes

An alternative to 'Jokes"

" I got arrested yesterday"
"Dude really?"
"Jakes!"
"You got me"

by ChanG2 September 26, 2011

Jake

Another word for a choad.

Man that guy has a jake.

by ravens52fan37 October 4, 2008