Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
Get the jackedmug. Tall, friendly and extremely calm. Fun to hang out with and talk to. Calms you down and can brighten even the worst of days. Very good listener. Can be a bit shallow. He is a great friend to have
Hi Jacky
by awesomesauce155 May 21, 2013
Get the Jackmug. by LurlyBants October 1, 2016
Get the Jackmug. Jack is a typically a fuckboy with good feet, long legs, tall, average penis size and he drinks tea. A jack nibba usually has very strong opinions and is British.
by Modernisaet December 19, 2018
Get the Jackmug. by mummakesshittea June 2, 2020
Get the jackmug. Jack is a guy who is the funniest person ever and pull any lady in a second he's short and kinda tan and has a huge cock and can win any fight he has amazing blue eyes and Can make anybody laugh until the cry Jack is just a amazing person.
by ItsYaGirlLaLa September 25, 2018
Get the Jackmug. Is really weird and always wants to acts like a dinosaur because he is insecure about his lack of a tail
by Kitkat66642069 May 19, 2018
Get the Jackmug.