jacked

Taken. Usually in a jacked up manner.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

Jack

A lad who wishes he could have all the babes but really just likes getting off to Flash-porn

Hey did you see the new episode of the Flash?

Nah I was too busy being a Jack and jacking it

by LurlyBants September 28, 2016

Jack

Tall, friendly and extremely calm. Fun to hang out with and talk to. Calms you down and can brighten even the worst of days. Very good listener. Can be a bit shallow. He is a great friend to have

Hi Jacky

by awesomesauce155 May 22, 2013

Jack

An old school way of saying “punk” or “dude” depending on the context

Hey you better back off jack!
Now that’s what I’m talking about jack!

by TheBondman007 October 19, 2017

Jack

Kid who rages all the time at fortnite and yells hacks whenever he gets killed.

"It's just a game Jack."
"What?WHAT?How did he kill me? He was so far from me! *cries*

by i will kashoot you February 05, 2019

jack

the most handsome man a girl will ever meet, he wont fuck ya chicken strips and he won't break your heart, he also has a more larger then medium peenie and is very smart, that is why he watches rick and morty. ;)

rando 1: "oh my lord! he is such a jack!"
rando 2: " ye, u rite wagwan, he looks like a burly bloke innit blud. like a true lad m8"
rando 1: " he also has a larger then medium peenie and looks like he is smart!"
rando 2: "yey blud, looks like mofo watches rick 'n morty ay lad. true killa unit innit he bruv."

by killa_unit on3 f0ur March 19, 2021

Jack

Is really weird and always wants to acts like a dinosaur because he is insecure about his lack of a tail

“Oh that Jack kid is coming over”
“Let’s go before he sees us”

by Kitkat66642069 March 31, 2018