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Jack

Jack is the conductor of a train that sells you a one way ticket to pound town. As the old saying goes, "be a Jack today, be a horny military sergeant tomorrow". He surfaced from his mother's womb at the ripe age of 0 and has ever since featured in PornHubs' monthly top rated verified amateur section.

His quads are closely identical to those of the late Greek God Zeus. In 2014, his cum made its big break as it featured on multiple Cinnabon rest stop billboards in the tri-state area. His blonde curls glisten in the sun which has also been the leading cause of blindness in the United States. His hot Australian accent makes you question your worthiness and his deep laugh has been used as Pendulum's bass line.
Girl 1: omg I saw Jack last night
Girl 2: no way! how was it?
Girl 1: amazing! He just rocked out with his cock out the entire time
by JacksFanClub April 9, 2019
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An amazing man that is very handsom and you will be sure to love him. He is a smart, amazing, funny, and HOT. I f you ever meet a jack you will be blown away by everything. All girls are sure to love jack even when you have not met because he is that amazing and sexy.

Next time you see a jack tell him how amzing and sexy he is.
Last time i saw someone that amzing and hit i was looking at jack
by Jack torbert May 27, 2016
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Very bad at Among Us. Think's he can make a definition for Eli without consequence. Take this, loser. I honestly hate you and want you to die.
Jack is gay

Jack got hit by a train and fucking died
by Cock Smacker69420 November 4, 2020
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Me: I love you Jack
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slang for a £5 note... comes from "the jackson five"
lend us a cockle.... sorry mate only got a jacks on me...
by jackmandigger May 31, 2007
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I'm just off to the jacks.
by Sista from anotha Mista August 22, 2005
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Tall, friendly and extremely calm. Fun to hang out with and talk to. Calms you down and can brighten even the worst of days. Very good listener. Can be a bit shallow. He is a great friend to have
by awesomesauce155 May 21, 2013
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