mustache mud

The residue on a gay man's mustache after tossing a salad

Guy 1" Dude, is that a black bean on your mustache, did u just eat a chipotle burrito?"
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."

by Airpanaia May 20, 2017

lay mud

to drop a big dirty shit

mick said to darren if you dont get out of the toilet im gonna lay mud on your head

by bosch June 4, 2004

Mud Bark

A sudden flatulent emission that is much louder than a normal "fart". Volume, timbre, and additional semi-solid anal discharge. This can occur on its own, or due to temporary weakness in sphincter muscles associated with a sneeze or cough.

I need to go get a change of clothes... I mud barked pretty bad when I had that coughing fit earlier.

by nicensafe January 9, 2011

Pig in the Mud

When a cop is hiding in order to catch someone breaking a law.

Be careful at that highway off ramp. I saw a pig in the mud off to the side.

by HD9900 April 11, 2014

Snow-mudding

Snorting cocaine out of someone's butthole

"Holy shit! Deborah just came out of the bathroom off her face - I think she was snow-mudding Danny!"

by someOtherBloke November 10, 2009

mud transfer

to take a dump into another persons asshole

beef: "man i need to deploy a browning"
asian: "sweet i could go for a nice mud transfer"

by lawn defoliate June 15, 2010

bubblegum in the mud

Black woman's vagina.

Her pussy was straight up bubblegum in the mud.

by Abcsef1276 January 24, 2015