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A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.
Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!

Crowd: Wooooo!!!
by TRK, Author April 25, 2008
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Kenneth question

1. A question with no significance.
2. A question with an obvious answer.
“Bro so yesterday night-“
“Wait when?”
“Bro you ask them kenneth questions
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Gab's Question

"Gab's Question" is a psychological term that's infamous for mentally tormenting the subject to an internal state of torture due to comprehending an ethical answer to the question Gab asks. The question is "Let's say, your in the middle of your Mum and Dad, your Dad is inside of you, and you are inside of your Mum, there is but two ways to escape, moving back and go further into your Dad or go Forward further into your Mum". I realize that by writing the question you're subjected to mental tortue and if you have a strong mentally you will continue reading this pondering how I am still sane enough to write " Gab Question" , my sanity is long gone, no one can survive a mere hour after hearing this questions and this questions has a 100% fatality to all have heard it. And the answers is , I am not some subject , Rather I am Gab himself and have sentenced to a demise
Gab: Sigmaton , my patient let me ask you a question that will help, I Gab, like to call this Gab's Question

Subject 001: Why yes okay

Gab:Let's say, your in the middle of your Mum and Dad, your Dad is inside of you, and you are inside of your Mum, there is but two ways to escape, moving back and go further into your Dad or go Forward further into your Mum. Its okay if you need to get up and think.

Subject 001 stands up and walks

Gab : Think Now

Subject O01 walks towards a draw and fiddles finding something saying " Theres only thing that can fix my itch "

Gab : Its alright feel free to use my tools

Subject 001 Puts a shotgun in his mouth and pulls the trigger
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The Trillion Dollar Question is defined as you being in a room with no windows with Januzzi with a small hallway to a bathroom for 365 days. You have no phone, no computer, no video games, no books, no wifi, it's just you and Januzzi. Every day Januzzi gets a little horny and needs to analy penetrate you for 15 minutes. He also must ejaculate in your anus and if there is any scat on his penis you must lick it off. If you do this for 365 days you would then receive 1 Trillion Dollars. Once someone asks you this you must answer yes or no.
Mike: Yooooo Jac what is your answer to the trillion dollar question?

Jac: I'd do it for free bro!!!
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