A term used to describe a situation where two vehicles stop in the middle of the road to have a conversation, particularly in rural or sparsely populated areas where traffic is minimal.
Guy 1: "Dude, the party has already started! Where are you?"
Guy 2: "I'm caught in a Montana Traffic Jam and these guys won't get off the road!"
Guy 2: "I'm caught in a Montana Traffic Jam and these guys won't get off the road!"
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I said to the principal that I was stuck in traffic AND in the same spot for thirty minutes and I was still unexcused! Bullshit.
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*In a car, probably in traffic.*
Mom: “Do you want a traffic sandwich?”
Me: “..What?”
Mom:”You know, a sandwich that you’d eat during traffic.”
Mom: “Do you want a traffic sandwich?”
Me: “..What?”
Mom:”You know, a sandwich that you’d eat during traffic.”
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