montana traffic jam

A term used to describe a situation where two vehicles stop in the middle of the road to have a conversation, particularly in rural or sparsely populated areas where traffic is minimal.

Guy 1: "Dude, the party has already started! Where are you?"

Guy 2: "I'm caught in a Montana Traffic Jam and these guys won't get off the road!"

by EpicQ February 27, 2024

Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.

"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."

by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018

post-class hallway traffic

Traffic caused by students and faculty alike while transitioning from one class to another.

Dude, that teacher nearly ran straight into me during that post-class hallway traffic.

by Huntsvegas February 9, 2022

Philly traffic cone

u vomit and shit in a traffic cone then put it on a unsuspecting bold person

I gave Somone a Philly traffic cone yesterday they never expected it

by Rimlock March 28, 2023

trafficant

Trafficker. As in "Drug trafficker " or "Drug trafficant".

The drug trafficants always seem to find sneaky new ways to smuggle in their contraband.

by Naldo P. June 26, 2016

Traffic

The reason why I was so late for school.

I said to the principal that I was stuck in traffic AND in the same spot for thirty minutes and I was still unexcused! Bullshit.

by Haileychi September 19, 2016

traffic sandwich

A sandwich that you’d pack for long drives or road-trips that usually have an ungodly amount of traffic. Best situation for sandwiches, y’know?

*In a car, probably in traffic.*
Mom: “Do you want a traffic sandwich?”

Me: “..What?”
Mom:”You know, a sandwich that you’d eat during traffic.”

by sarvy June 30, 2023