Ian

The kind of guy that ikes to lie to his girlfriends, constantly because he gets bored playing paintball and being with his mommy bc he has no life..the name "ian" comes from Greek; Dickhole; Noun. The kind of hgobbies include..lieing;cheating;being retarded;crazy inscure;jelous;playing pauintball;being intimate with his mom;hitting chicks;calling girls stupid,airheaded,commen senceless,saying they wont have a future except being his wife and living in montana(?),and spitting on girls.:)

Ewww... You caught an Ian and his mom doing what in the closet?!

by Crazy Ex:) August 3, 2010

Ian

A term used to mean "see!" in a told you so manner. Usually said in a high pitched voice with intonation. Generally used when something happens that you knew would happen,something typical and often negative- you can then yell "Ian", "Oh Ian, obviously" , "Wiggins","Witchcraft","Waldo"

If your selfish friend steals a large handful of crisps, you can say "Ian!", or if a new band become popular and they all wear trilbies and have curly/long hair and sing in weird voices and wear skinny jeans and pointy shoes or pumps you can say "Ian".

by Nancy1090 May 28, 2008

Ian

An absolut faggiger (Faggot-Nigger). If you know an Ian they probably want to suck your cock because they are the opitomy of gay. They could have the hottest step sister or milf that wants to fuck, but they would still abstain to fuck themselves with a dildo instead. Not to mention that Ians cock is that of an asian guy in an ice bath. They should be locked up in gay prison, or sent away to china. They like to snowboard, which is ok but still gay. If you find an Ian that likes women he is definetly bisexual. So worship him until he cheats on you with another man.

Andrew: Hey Collin have you seen the new kid.
Collin: Yeah his names Ian.
Andrew Oh fuck I have to move schools again, I don't want to be near someone so gay.
Collin: Yeah he came out of the closet to our class, I make sure I'm always atleast 30 feet away from him.
Andrew: Smart.

by OnlyFacts447 October 16, 2019

Ian

Ian is smarter than most people. He is very competitive and sometimes rather lose his friends than an argument. Ian's are generally tall fellas who have red curly hair. It is said his beard is the most magnificent in all the land. People come from far and wide to gaze upon his godly beard. Ian is quite shy at first but once you become close to him he is one of the loudest people you can meet. People ask Ian for guidance all the time, so much so that some call him Ian the elder. Ian eats anything that is placed in front if him and is never full. He is honest loyal and will never turn away from people in need.

Did you hear about Ian's beard.

by Stynesy June 19, 2019

Ian

Gay as fuck watch out boys he may be on your dick right now!!

Ian is gay

by thiccdaddy123applejack January 15, 2020

Ian

They are nice, funny, and trustworthy. Ians tend to be homosexual, yet can be afraid to admit it. It isn't out of the ordinary for Ians to live their entire lives in what some call the "Iron Closet", which is just an internal deep denial of their sexuality. You will never have to be afraid to let Ians around your girlfriend. However, your boyfriend is a different story. They are tall, handsome, and tend to have good relationships with their mothers. Some theorize that due to an absence of a father figure in some lives, this is what can lead to an Ian's gayness. Overall, they are fun loving people who love to have fun with and in guys.

"Mom, dad, I'm Ian"

by cjetson April 24, 2019

Ian

quotes from ian:
MY KNEES ARE HUNGRY
I eat plate and sit on grass
no u
n o
any body wants some BEANS?
uncle Gary likes caves apparently

things you should not call ian:
Jackie chan
seriously if you call me Jackie chan one more time I will take all your beans at 3 am

let the potato (ian) rest for 5 more minutes

by usususususus October 24, 2019