little bitch itis

A girl named katelynn who smells really bad and constantly reads porno books and does get dick down every opportunity she gets.

OH LOOK ITS A LITTLE BITCH ITIS

by bad bitch paper January 31, 2024

I'm So Good-itis

When someone is new to a game and gets really good RNG, so they think it's all skill not luck.

Especially big in singleplayer games since no one is there to trash talk.

Person 1: "Jim just got to gold rank yet he just started playing last week"
Person 2: "Have you seen the way he plays? All luck, no skill. Bet he's feeling "I'm So Good-itis" right now.

by 420LoliPolice69 January 1, 2024

Best-hairdresser-itis

Someone who is really helpful but can't (or won't) help themselves.

From the saying "The best hairdresser will never receive the best haircut"

Alice: I'm tired of looking out for everyone when nobody looks out for me.
Bob: You've got a sore case of best-hairdresser-itis

by Coox1e May 15, 2025

Nat-one-itis

The ability to have the worst luck for any given situation, or doing something and having the most negative of reactions

You are in the middle of a divorce, your dog needs surgery, and your car just got stolen? You really do have Nat-one-itis!

by Archangel3297 May 17, 2025

Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss)

When someone’s cat is so unbelievably fat, it not only breaks the bounds of what “Fat Cat” is in its entirety, while also attracting the attention of nearby pedestrians, who, mind you, are viewing it straight through the panties. Known to be very vivid, defined, wet, and even dripping in some of the most exquisite recorded individuals.

“Yo bro… I can’t believe it… I saw a case of Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss) for the FIRST time today! It was so damn invigorating, got me hard as a roc!”

by Professorial_Goose_2001 July 4, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025