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A severe form of autism characterized by obsessive interest in one's iPhone and disinterest in those around them.
I suspect that Steve's iTism will only worsen with the release of the iPhone 5G.
iTism by miamac January 27, 2011
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itsmesharonnnn

An euphemism referring a prostitute.
Malik: Yesterday, a pretty girl added me on Facebook.
Adam: What's her name?
Malik: Sharon Chong.
Adam: Bro, you must block her immediately. Do you know that she is a prostitute, eh, itsmesharonnnn? Don't be stupid man.
itsmesharonnnn by Coklat Putih August 26, 2022

itsmesharonnnn

An alternative word to refer a prostitute or sex worker. This word is used to avoid any censorships.
A Chinese prostitute, uh, no, itsmesharonnnn was arrested at a hotel in Bukit Bintang, Kuala Lumpur yesterday. She was allegedly providing a sex services to 6 local men. She is going to be prosecuted under the law. Prostitution is strictly prohibited in Malaysia.
itsmesharonnnn by Celest98 July 20, 2022
A person with a charming and funny personality. Deeply caring in nature. Could be impulsive sometimes.
Wow that girl is such an Itisha
itisha by Astro21 July 9, 2021

Bruh-itis 

Constantly using the word bruh to respond to any incoming information.
Tammie: You always respond to every text I send with bruh, I think you have Bruh-itis

Blake: Bruh
Bruh-itis by SmiggyBalls911 November 17, 2019
When you eat a large amount of food and soon after feel really tired
Man that half apps gave me the itis
The Itis by niggrumps September 29, 2014

Nipple-itis 

What happens when your nipples get hard in very cold weather. This happens to men and women. In some cases, nipple-itis can be seen if clothing is tight enough.
It's so cold out, I have nipple-itis.
Did you see Donna's nipple-itis?
Nipple-itis by Kip Kooper February 1, 2013
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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