Hidenesia

Momentarily forgetting that you have hidden a "friend" from your Facebook news feed.

"Wonder what's up with Jenny...haven't heard much from her on Facebook lately."

"Dude, don't you remember? You hid her ages ago!"

"Oh yeah, I must have hidenesia!"

by cvboom August 20, 2011

hide the thing

the materialisation / dematerialisation of necessities such as keys, weed, food, tobacco, running water. usually happens at home, but also can occur in the pockets, friends' coffee tables, etc.

where did that baggy go?

some fucking entity is playing hide the thing with me...

by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

hide the ugly

To engage in sexual congress.

1) So we went back to hers and totally played hide the ugly.

2) All it took was a couple of gin and tonics and she let me hide my ugly.

by beigebloke November 27, 2012

hide the salam

Sex, Salam, for penis. Hide the penis.

Honey, lets stay home and play hide the Salam. Lets get naked and play!
'From a woody Allen movie 'ANNIE HALL'.'

by LABADMAN January 10, 2014

Hidarious

Comically hideous.

Ha-ha! Those shoes are so ugly/funny... just hidarious.

by Face Mugsley August 18, 2015

hide and chief

The game you play when you and your buddies have the whip and need to find that spot to chief at.

Tim: We've been driving too long! Lets go to the park, I need that THC boost in my veins or else I'll go through withdrawls.
George: Shut the fuck up Tim, we're playing hide and chief. . . Also, the park is hot, you piece of shit.
Lamar: Yeah, Tim, you gook ass faggot. You fucking mcchicken. Fuck you Tim, I'm gonna bang your mom just so you have to call me daddy.
Tim: . . .

by Noah Mohapatra July 31, 2016

hide and go seek syndrome

Whenever you are the hider in "hide and go seek" and as soon as you get settled in your hiding spot you realize how badly you have to piss.

Often happens in various stealth games, during important meetings, or when taking exams.

"Man I had a great spot but I realized I had some hide and go seek syndrome so I took one for the team to go wizz"

by Segment62 June 29, 2017