The act of defacating in a partner's mouth when the poo is unusually nutty. It is often ingested after the act of depositing
I granola barred in Tiffany's mouth last night, you should have heard the crunchy sounds she made for hours after that.
by Rusty Shackleford November 21, 2004
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an adjective usually used to describe a extremely skinny person with knobby knees and elbows. This person could also have crooked teeth, a bog crooked nose, or big kinky hair.
by mtownstomp September 28, 2008
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Speaker 1: Cease your pounding but for the moment Speaker 2. Your pendulum provides great pleasure within mine ass, yet I cannot properly indulge as I mine intestines are without sustenance.
Speaker 2: Indeed, Speaker 1, I am of the same opinion. Let us perform Gragothac upon mine balltics such that we sate our hunger and return to pinkle spinking.
Speaker 2: Indeed, Speaker 1, I am of the same opinion. Let us perform Gragothac upon mine balltics such that we sate our hunger and return to pinkle spinking.
by TimboSmlikSkrin March 31, 2022
Get the Gragothac mug.Also known as Hokie loving Diet Coke drinkers, Granolas are a specific breed of tree huggers who will deny their alliance with non-showering hippies to all ends. Do not let this fool you, they are all around - even at your workplace. Common characteristics of Granolas include a distinctive "trash" smell, a love for organic food, and constant discussion of the latest Ellen Degeneres show.
There are many forms of Granolaism, but one of the most severe is denial. Once a Granola reaches a state of denial about his/her current condition, there really is no hope.
There are many forms of Granolaism, but one of the most severe is denial. Once a Granola reaches a state of denial about his/her current condition, there really is no hope.
Did you guys see Dan drinking yet another Diet Coke at work today? I think he's a Granola.
Dan denies he is a Hippie though.
Man he is Granola for sure.
Dan denies he is a Hippie though.
Man he is Granola for sure.
by paulcassell December 10, 2008
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BETTY:granga you are gay
GRANGA: FUCK YOU im not gay i love the cunt mmmm call me CUNT GRINDER
BETTY:You are still gay
GRANGA:this reminds me of the time i was sitting in a ice cream container in the idian ocean catching some waves!!
GRANGA: FUCK YOU im not gay i love the cunt mmmm call me CUNT GRINDER
BETTY:You are still gay
GRANGA:this reminds me of the time i was sitting in a ice cream container in the idian ocean catching some waves!!
by Secret Admirier March 6, 2005
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