government cheese

Government Cheese is free cheese of suspicious quality produced for those on the dole.

It is usually rated grade 'B' or 'C' by the USDA and therefore unfit to sell at market. It is made from milk that is near to being out-of-date and the result is a very hard, funky cheese of totally unnatural color.

- D'ya hear about Frank?

- No, what?

- He got mugged waiting in line for government cheese last Friday!

by Piffler July 28, 2006

government

a lame excuse for global control covered up by bush along with the nazi overlords.

united states of america's government

by c/a1c May 6, 2006

governerd

A nerd of a particular variety: one that is well versed in politics and government. They find great joy in watching the news, hearing debates and knowing about local government leaders and foreign policies.

Angela is SUCH a governerd, she just told me "Today the new congress is getting sworn in! I am so excited!"

by Whatshername. January 5, 2011

government

Is a body of people usually notably ungoverned

The goverment can be misleading

by kyle May 21, 2004

gomer

An old person taking up space in the hospital who doesn't have the common decency to die.

That old gomer from Scrubs that kept saying "Pickles!"

by TheCoolest204 April 8, 2008

government

Please don't say anything bad about the Government. The Government loves you. And you must learn to love the Government. After all, you wouldn't want to disappoint the Government. And we wouldn't want that to happen, would we?

The Government only wants to be your friend.

by Big Brother Is Watching You July 16, 2003

governator

Arnold 'Governator' Schwarzenegger, Governor of California 2003. Ran against tens of publicity-attracted candidates, including a female porn star. Nickname originating from starring the Terminator movies. Popular actor and a former Mr. Universum, Austrian origins have resulted in interesting accent.

Will The Governator be back?

by Tony Salo October 30, 2003