Cobble Gobbler

A Cobble Gobbler is a cycling superfan or one who lingers around the team bus of a professional cycling team during the Spring Classic races. The Cobble Gobbler differs from the traditional Chamois Sniffer in that they are only interested in the Spring Classic "hard men".

I was at the Roubaix Velodrome for the race finish and couldn't believe the number of Cobble Gobblers hanging around the entrance to the locker rooms. Those people have no shame.

by Asshat Kornhole January 7, 2015

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Peach Gobbler

Someone who eats the booty.

Scott and Brett are total peach gobblers..

by ANDY PILLOWPANTS May 13, 2016

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Dommy gobbler

A person who drinks the contents of used condoms

He's a real dommy gobbler drinking the contents of used condoms he finds on the beach

by Kevin Andrews 666 October 6, 2018

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Gothenburg Gobble

When a person is giving a blowjob and then goes all the way down to the base of the penis (a deepthroat) and proceeds to extend their tongue to lick the balls, the penis still being down their throat.

How was your date with Jessica?

It was awesome, she gave me the Gothenburg gobble!

Oh man, you totally got gobbled!

by Cheezy D on the mic August 8, 2022

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Santa Fe Gobbler

Or SFG, is when someone is going down on you and then proceed to pour habanero/chipotle sauce and push their head in to make them gag and throw up while you explode in their mouth.

"I busted the SFG on her about a week ago and she still won't talk to me."

"The Santa Fe Gobbler it is!"

"Did you guys hear? Jimmy busted the Santa Fe Gobbler on Jake the other day and got heart burn for 3 days"

by Ghstrder August 8, 2014

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Cleveland cock gobbler

The act in which one can seemingly effortlessly fully swallow down a cock deepthroat while simultaneously flutter there throat while rolling there tongue producing a sound to that of a gobbling turkey

Sarah was known around town as the best Cleveland cock gobbler.

by Jnasty praise money June 12, 2018

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