GlassJAw

a kickass band who i fell in love w/ from the moment i heard em.

glassjaw truly makes anyone want to die of happiness in concert.

by mmmuuusssaaaccc kid July 30, 2003

glassectomy

A medical procedure in which a small window is inserted into the lower abdomen, enabling a person suffering from chronic wordcranial rectal inversion/word to see.

Joey has his head so far up his ass he can't tell day from night. He should really be admitted for an emergency glassectomy.

by S. Baker July 19, 2003

glassass

its when
the. glass. broke.... in his ass

Mike: hey tony care to watch some glassass?
Tony: this ain't so bad... not much worse than GOATSEEEEEEOMFUCKINGGOD THAT SHIT BROKE IN HIS ASS

by glassofass August 27, 2009

break the glass

To pass a point of no return; to do something irreversible.

"Flirting with your room mate's girl is ok, but make sure you find another pad before you break the glass and sleep with her."

by tagged October 21, 2007

sex glasses

the glasses worn when you're so horny you view anyone as a possible sexual partner, even people you wouldnt normally consider sleeping with.

"i was so desperate last night, i had my sex glasses on and would have fucked anything"

by fuckbucket April 7, 2005

COAD Sun glasses

COAD sun glasses a.k.a Centre of Attention Disorder sun glasses.
Glasses worn by people when they are trying to be inconspicuous, the glasses however make them the centre of attention, as the glasses usually worn are the big type that try to conceal something, usually a black eye.

BJ Cartlidge: Dude why are you wearing COAD sun glasses?
Quasim: Got punched man, black eye is a pain.
BJ Cartlidge: Fuck the glasses man, wear the black eye proud.
Quasim: Nah, I need COAD sun glasses.

by KazZ! April 27, 2010

Smoking the glass dick

Slang used to describe someone who is smoking meth, as a "glass dick" typically refers to a meth pipe.

"She's lost a ton of weight. I hope she's not smoking the glass dick."

by ErinNotAaron September 16, 2013