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Meat Glaze 

A viscous of sexual fluids that glaze the penis during coitus. There are three forms of this delightful amalgam.

Oral meat glaze. The frothy concoction of saliva and eventually semen slathering a well sucked knob. Usually moistens the balls as well.

Vaginal meat glaze. The mixture of vaginal secretions, maybe squirt, and a hot load
of jizz vigorously churned inside her love pocket and coating the schlong. When wiped off, it often resembles a snail trail.

Rectal meat glaze. A brownish, lathered cream of ass juice, remnants, lube and semen. Creates a shaft sheen from tip to base. Is often ripe and pungent and may induce gagging during the natural wafting that occurs during cheek clapping.
That dirty slut left me with a thick meat glaze. So I wiped it off on her pillow case.
Meat Glaze by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020
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Slay and Glaze

To have sexual intercourse with a female and then cover said female with ejaculate.
At the BBQ, I told Mark's younger sister that I wanted to Slay and Glaze her. I took her down Conan-style. She was no match for my sword. Plus, she was amenable when I told her that she was gonna get glazed like a Dunkin'.
Slay and Glaze by gaucho14 March 23, 2009

Spray-n-glaze

The act of ejaculating on a sexual partners so Ferociously and with a large amount of semen, that he/she looks as if they have been spray-painted with donut glaze.
I took that girl home that I met last night and even though we didn't have intercourse, she let me spray-n-glaze all over face, tits and stomach, she loved it!
Spray-n-glaze by Mini hippie July 23, 2016

Graze n Glaze

When the tip of the penis rubs slightly across your vagina and ejaculates all over you almost instantly with out any penetration
"So how did last night go?"
"Girl, it ended before it even started. He pulled the graze n glaze."
Graze n Glaze by Kaylagoolee August 20, 2017
To pour more alcohol on the top of your drink.
This drink isn't strong enough! Glaze my shit, will you?
Glaze by Niikura December 23, 2008

Glazebucket 

A woman who will have sex with many different people.
Sarah is such a glazebucket.

Glaze the Biscuits 

Busting a thick nut on a chick’s big old titties.
I’m gonna glaze the biscuits when Rachel gets home. I haven’t nutted for three weeks. She’s in for some ropes tonight.
Glaze the Biscuits by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018