Folsom

The most boring city on the face of the Earth, full of rich white kids. There really isn't anything to do, and as a teenager if you're unfortunate and have no car and no means of transportation...you're basically screwed.

There are two types of teens in Folsom:

The popular rich kids whose parents pay for everything, who graduate from high school, go to Folsom Lake College, and live in Folsom for the rest of their sad lives, living off of their parents.

Or

The kids who bust their asses to get into a good college, and leave Folsom asap, never to return.

Living here should be considered a form of torture; it may be calm and quiet, but the perpetual boredom isn't worth it.

(conversation between two folsom teens)

Ryan: Hey bro, what are you doing this weekend?

Jerry: Oh I don't know, probably nothing. Do homework I guess, gotta keep my grades up so I can go move out to Maine for college.

Ryan: Aw man, you should drive up to this awesome party far away from this desolate shit town.

Jerry: Sounds fun, but I can't. I have no car and no license.

Ryan: Sucks for you! My parents bought me a brand new Jaguar for my 16th birthday, man I don't know how you live without a license.

Jerry: Me either...

by iHate this fucking town October 30, 2011

this fool

when someone over exaggerates or hwne acting to cocky

"man, i was looking so fine last night that guys were passing me their numbers as i walk right by", "this fool"

by idean February 24, 2004

public fool

a fool that gives no regard to others

The public fool refused to retreat and ran into the horde of infernals.

by The Evil Civilian January 14, 2004

yuppie foodstamp

a twenty dollar bill

...brazen is really weird.

Did I leave a yuppie foodstamp in your car?

by ame via brazen November 7, 2003

fool

a slighly mean term for a friend

Whatever fool, I'll do it myself

by devin murphy April 15, 2004

That Fool

The guy in the group who is the complete opposite of That Dude and says the most random things at the most inopportune time. He may also be considered a creep by the ladies, depending on the situation.

That Fool: (To chick he knows five minutes) So you gonna take off your top or what?

by IbeThatDude October 21, 2010

fool

One who is deficient in judgment, sense, and understanding.

Uzair is a Fool.

by Uzair April 2, 2008