Flood

A way to smoke marijuana
1 - Make a flood bottle with a bowl on top (usually on the cap) and a hole somewhere in the bottom area of the bottle.
2 - Fill with water and plug hole.
3 - Place cap with packed bowl on.
4 - Light while letting water onto the ground from the hole in the bottom.(this pulls the flame and smoke down into the bottle.)
5 - Hit dat sht.

Butch Pulled 3 floods in a row, he saw a dragon on the roof and heard wolves growling at him.
Butch was fucked up.

by zanethebrave September 25, 2007

floob tube

the ejaculatory gland

"dude she activated my floob tube"

by RoxasDive May 2, 2010

Keegan Flood

a bum who is a bum

keegan flood is dumb

by floo May 14, 2004

floopy

-flaccid state of a penis

My penis became floopy after cuming.

by L.T.P. March 26, 2008

Flood

The first man ever to challenge baseball's reserve clause.

Flood was one of the 1960s' finest center fielders.

by Diggity Monkeez April 5, 2005

Open the Flood Gates

When two men who desperately need to urinate press the heads of their penis's together so that the tips touch each other and let the golden stream flow into the other's shaft-hole.

A variation of this is when neither party involved has been circumcised, and both foreskins are stretched out to be pressed together. This may be referred to as "Bursting The Flood Gates"

Chris: "Hey man, you bustin'?"
Heath: "Totally!"
Chris: "Wanna go Open the Flood Gates?"

Bruce: "Hey Abraham, wanna go Burst the Flood Gates with me?"
Abraham (shakes head): "Sorry Bruce, I'm Jewsish."

by Nerezza January 21, 2009

the flood

the flood is a series of creatures sent to scare and eat anything in its presence, and take take over human bodies but not covenant. Very ugly creatures with tentacles for arms and whip you in the face.

Ohhh shit! The zombie things are here. No shithead!!! that is the flood.

by MicPeps June 22, 2004