shit faced

The act of being completely intoxicated. Usually associated with alcohol consumption.

I was so shit faced last night

Luke was so shit faced I doubt he remembers the strip club

I enjoy getting shit faced once in a while

by phantaxtic August 11, 2014

bus-faced

To get intoxicated on a party bus

That girl is so bus-faced that she puked in her purse.

by BlondeHappens February 12, 2015

Two-faced whore

The typical female who tries to befriend you then goes after your ex-boyfriend after you both break off relations.

What!? Kim is going out with Joe!? I though Kim was friends with Joe's previous girlfriend.
Yup, Kim's just a two-faced whore

by yourtypicalbluntperson February 1, 2015

two faced slut

your bestfriend that is actually sleeping with your boyfriend

Who did he cheat on you with?
-probably that two faced slut

by yoooidfk1256 November 27, 2015

Dick faced bitch

An ugly bitch

"Cooper yesterday lily told me that she hates you. "

"Whatever man she's a total dick faced bitch!"

by #NGA March 8, 2017

clam faced

When you get done eating your girl out and she came on your face

Chris - What is on your face Paul? It looks like you got clam faced.
Paul - Well I just ate the boss out 5 minutes ago. She was extra horny today so I had to do it early today.

by Clamer August 4, 2017

Dark fated love

fated lovers who have a dark history due to their parents having killed someone in the others family

the woman found out that she had a dark fated love after finding out her lovers father was responsible for her mother's death

by Sifer94 September 2, 2018