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gurk ever

a phrase commonly used by a guy named Tanner, preferably one that plays baseball
Okay gurk ever.”
by oontella March 16, 2020
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Getting Eshered

Means you are getting trolled, screwed, and basically fucked.
People constantly get Eshered by government burocracy.
When you try to accomplish something and you can’t, you are getting Eshered.
by Lovefreedomearth June 2, 2021
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If ever I find her…

If ever I should find her:

*I promise to give my time, my word, my hand, my heart, my love, my life.

*I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you.

*I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love".

*I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams.

*I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless.

*I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up.

*I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday.

*I promise morning talks to evening walks.
*I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close.

*I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream.

*I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do.

*I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you.

*I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments.

*I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits.

*I promise you will know you are loved.
If ever I find her…
Life changes. I will never lose hope.
These, my promises.
by Aurelius Vicque August 21, 2023
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Have you ever considered a Ploughmans?

The question you should ask when you are too intoxicated to think of a sandwich other than salami.
"What are you eating, is it a salami sandwich?"
"Yes pal"
"Have you ever considered a Ploughmans?"
by Crack fox September 6, 2016
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May the odds be ever in your favour

may the odds be ever in your favour
by uggghhghg October 8, 2020
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Niamh the best gf ever

The sexiest person alive. Biggest bunda to exist. Curviest person ever and will always make u happy. I love Niamh’s so much no matter how many times they doubt it. She has the whole package and will always be there for you when you need it. I want to spend the rest of my life with Niamh because I love her with all my heart
Boy :My gf is called Niamh
Other boy: damn she must be curvy af you are very lucky to have Niamh the best gf ever in your life
by Lucas 172551 December 10, 2020
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best coach ever

Jure Meglič is the best coach ever
by mmj22 January 23, 2021
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