Pulling an Ethan

1. Saying a joke or statement that has no meaning other than providing others with a sense for how retarded one is
2. Using formal words one does not know the meaning of in an attempt to sound smarter than one is (possibly in a deep voice)

"Dude Shane kept saying the same joke over and over, it wasn't even funny he was totally pulling an ethan."

by @lex$ December 5, 2016

Ethan

Tough, strong, firm, and still comforting. Ethan is the funniest and sweetest guy you will ever meet. He can be hard to talk to sometimes, and very persuasive. Ethan is a great friend, but if you can get close, never let go. You will be more heartbroken than you could ever imagine. Ethan can be nerdy at times, but is cooler than most of the people you know. And he will always be there for you, taking things slow and respectful. Never let him go.

"Damn, you got an Ethan? Nice!"
"I have such bad luck with guys, I wish I could get an Ethan."

by Olivia Sheboe December 15, 2016

Ethan

Kinda cute, but takes stuff too far. People think hes gay, but he really isn't. Always coming up with weird conspiracy theory's.

Now Ethan thinks pajamas are Illuminati? WTF?

by FlyyGuyyJR June 17, 2017

Ethan Lewis

He's a big lad, with a big dick to fit it. His dick is the biggest fucking cock I bet you will ever see. Trust me this lad is definitely a jew. He's so Jewish his dad fucking works at the bank. Subscribe to Bumple Gumple, if you want to see more greased hair pointy ass nose Jew boy's fapping to hentai. Also, also, also, he does not look like Hitler trust me does fucking not he's Jewish for fuck sake.

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"I wanna fuck Ethan Lewis"-Neala

by St.PaddyDeLeprechaun June 27, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is the most annoying person on this earth but has nice hair

Hey is that an Ethan?

No why?

Cuz he is annoying but has nice hair.

by This_is_blank_from_school June 4, 2019

ETHAN

ethan a dirty prick, gay, porn viewer

ETHANhi

by lionessloverAKAhafsahlover August 5, 2019

Ethan Chan

A guy who is kinda smart but kinda annoying

Ethan Chan is very good at Chinese

by dodgemaster101 September 17, 2019