erik stanzel

A person who is a sexy drummer

The Erik Stanzel in Sunday Morning is so hot.

by Redlashesaredashes July 10, 2024

Erik

Erik is the devoted loving husband of Fentanyl. His whole life revolves around Fentanyl. He lies to his family and friends and hurts the ones that care about him the most. He spends all of his time either trying to get more fentanyl or trying to get it in his vein and then he nods out until he is ready to wake up and do another shot. He hardly even takes time to shower anymore and doesn’t mind having blood and pus running down his leg from the abscess in his thigh where he shot Fentanyl.

Look how strung out that guy is.. I bet it’s Erik.

by Beyond Repair August 16, 2024

Erik

Someone who enjoys jerking off to their mother. They have a miniature cock and are ugly as fuck and have bad style. it is also someone who is classified as a freakbob. Lastly, this is someone who wants to kiss little boys.

Friend: You are such an Erik!

by Dagisgay April 3, 2025

erik markus

A big bombaclat that drinks red wine every single night. He is usually on discord chatting with his mates, or asleep after too much alcohol.

Jonas: yo, have you heard from Erik Markus, he is not answering my calls?
Knut: he is probably asleep, he told me he had 12 glasses of wine 30 minutes ago.
Jonas: boommbbaaclatt

by Grønni2Grovish April 4, 2024

Erik

Erik is a short , extremely gay guy thats good at hacking. Usually referred to Erik The Hacker.

Have you seen Erik The Hacker? He just blew his load all over me.

by averageextremist May 6, 2024

Erik the hacker

Erik the hacker is a super gay, short, guy that is a professional hacker. Also referred to as Progamer82

Erik the hacker just hacked me and sent DPs to my PC!

by averageextremist May 6, 2024

Erik

Very sexy, handsome and nice guy. Probably the nicest guy you'll ever meet. Has the biggest dick in the room.

Some think that people with the name Erik are gods among mortals.

Person 1: is that Erik?
Person 2: That guy is god
Person 1: You mean like Jesus?
Person 2: Better than Jesus!

by Actual God 1337 69 December 4, 2021