Ed Marsh

Ed marsh is a extremely large foreheaded waffler, he is really short and has the deadest trim in existence, its like he asked for a trim on the top and the barber was using gardening scissors. He drives the deadest and slowest car and acts like he's got a s15 with an rb26dett engine swap running around 900hp. He has a 0-60mph of around 4 years as his forehead increases the weight of his car to roughly 5 metric tonnes. Ed also can't talk to girls for s**t, he literally has a girl dying for him but he's to scared to make a move, she literally likes rocks and has already claimed him as her guy, he just can't talk to girls. He also has the smoothest brain even smoother than matt goodman, he cant do physics and can barely do engineering as well. He works at screwfix and it has somehow gassed him up so much he thinks hes the ceo of england.

Your acting like such an ed marsh right now

by lukeC123456 February 7, 2022

sabo-ed

To be sabotaged. This can be malicious, however the term is usually referring to a humourous prank done by a friend, or even 'self-sabotage'.

Miss USA self sabo-ed:
(http://ilikeswimoninternetandblowbubbles.blogspot.com/2008/07/miss-usa-got-sabo-ed.html)

by .DG. August 24, 2008

Mausi-ed

To prove that it isn't difficult to make a word up and post it's definition online.

He mausi-ed up when his mausi posted a made-up word making fun of an idiot politician for comedic purposes.

by Notalexicographer January 28, 2021

Ed Bates

A football-playing chicken who will often find comfort in watching videos on social media websites like youtube. He is a well-known and fairly popular character who enjoys drinking when among friends. He often feels threatened by his better-looking dog who he competes with for female mates.

"That fella looks like a right Ed Bates"

by mikastanleythorstorm June 12, 2017

Ed Sheezer

The absolute god of the world, praise daily. You were bought here for a reason

I praise Ed Sheezer every day with all good intentions

by Maxor Eld August 17, 2022

r2d2 Ed

Zeqa mod destroyer. Pronounced "R2DeeDoo" He once tossed zMaddi, a zeqa mod. R2d2 is a rainbow leopard.

Hive treasure wars with a zeqa mod destroyer, r2d2 Ed

by Jespy Inger Wachoski September 1, 2022

fake ed

An eating disorder which somebody came up with for attention, but fits into the way they want their made up disorder to sound because they don't have a real eating disorder. Similar to {wannarexia}.

Emily: Hannah, do you want to eat these peas?
Hannah: No! I have an eating disorder I can't have that... But I'll have that chocolate over there.
Gen: You have a such a fake ed, Hannah.

by Deelyliah June 11, 2016