stupidest promotion ever

Urban dictionary's "buy a ____ mug for your guy trump"

"Hey, did you see urban dictionary promote trump in a really awkward and clunky way?"
"Yes, that was the stupidest fucking thing ever."
"Yeah... stupidest promotion ever, dude."

by Soniccarcrashsim February 16, 2023

The Sweetest Person ever

What's the sweetest person ever?

Well probably the person i wrote this for (az im looking at u)

Someone that's on an undeniable and beyond understandment of nice and accepting of other people

You're The Sweetest Person ever!!

by Vziwgucgorrr October 19, 2023

Everything I have ever solidified for Burning Ember

To solidify all the logic ever implemented for Burning Ember, the existence and reality, including Inside jokes, 0 Number machines, and all conversations of evil and things of the nature which took place before reality existed.

"Hello, I would like to solidify Everything I have ever solidified for Burning Ember, all the logic"
GOD: "Okay, done."

by HOMOSAPIEN LOGIC COORDINATOR October 30, 2023

everclear

190 proof alcohol. It is illegal in most states for a reason. do not take it lightly. Once you blackout from it and continue to drink w/o knowing will cause serious harm...

14 shots of everclear and my friend decided it would be funny to hold a .40 cal to my head. It resulted in puking all night, all next day and a body shakes like never before. we drank 1/2 of a handle between the 2 of us. Definitely do not advise drinking this!!!!

by bad idea December 12, 2009

best fucking band ever!

best fucking band ever means that the band in question clearly kicks ass (reffer to 'kick ass' definition if you dont understand)

this is the best fucking band ever!

by mahlsy89 October 27, 2006

Worst Day Ever

Waking up one morning and realize you got screwed by paypals automated service and you now owe $1300 to Paypal and $700 to your bank worth of fees.

Like the other day when I got screwed by paypal over and over and that was teh worst day ever

by Bigmoneystacks April 15, 2009

On the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard

v. to be out getting drunk on gin. In order to catch the crafty fox from French folklore one must visit drinking holes and order large gins as this is most likely where the gentlemanly vulpine will be found. Of course he is a devious creature and extremely difficult to find so many establishments will have to checked and lots of gin will have to be ordered. The meaning is similar to chasing the dragon. (There is always a risk that while you are rolling around on the floor of some dive enveloped in Mother's Ruin that Monsieur Renard will be at your house seducing your wife) This course of action is highly inadvisable.

"I have a day off tomorrow, it should give me an excellent chance to get on the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard"

by Alistair Drummond February 28, 2005