Doof

A penis fart. Usually making the sound of a balloon deflating, stronger doofs make a pop sound.

Yo my dick hurts i just let out the biggest Doof of my life might need to go to the hospital.

by karsonvmilli April 8, 2019

Doof

basically a word to say when you don’t know what to say...just like oof

“hey wanna go out?”

“doof”

by Thotty101 April 15, 2019

Doofdick

A person that just makes you brain glitch so you call them something they’ll never expect

TINIYAH: yo, I elbowed a Sasquatch with my foreheads knee!!

Gourney: lmao wut?

TINIYAH: wat?

Gourney: Doofdick

by JaiGELLED August 7, 2019

doofi

n. Plural of doofus.

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The doofi at Air Canada lost my booking so I missed the World Cup of Rugby.

Sounds like a win dude.

by gnostic3 October 13, 2019

doofatarian

An idiotic knobhead who constantly moans about feeling ill, as he has nothing else interesting to say. He bores even the tamest person in the world so much they want to beat him with razor wire covered bat.

Yet again he’s moaning about feeling ill, there’s nothing wrong with the doofatarian!

by Bobby 1969 October 16, 2019

Doofi

Race of aliens from Doofundland who are exceptionally smart but socially awkward. They are brilliant engineers, have mastered space travel and many of science mysteries, yet cannot verbally talk to each other. They all dress similar to each other but bits and pieces of flare is allowed. They love capitalism and anything can be available to anyone.

The Doofi have civilizations on many planets, moons, and asteroids.

by Dixie Chickenhawk October 20, 2019

Doof

a whore, a slut, and a bitch, but just a nicer way to say it
can also be said to animals as gross ugly or fat or stupid

ur such a doof
hey! that’s mean

by hoe ass bitch 🥵🖤 December 15, 2019