designated drunk driver

Someone who is not so drunk that they can call an Uber or Lift driver or taxi driver, and who has the means of paying for the driver.

Anne will be the designated drunk driver since she has an Uber of Lift app on her I phone and never is so drunk or poor that she can't call and pay for one. Also Anne would never leave any of us behind, or anyone drunk with the keys to a car.

by mlhiss April 18, 2020

Designer Girl

The term 'Designer Girl' describes a female that will only wear designer/high-end branded clothing.

"She only wears Versace, that girl is such a designer girl."

"You won't see me in Gucci, I'm not a designer girl."

by ojiubuygbuy January 17, 2017

Man Design

Any functional design that is meant for a woman but obviously designed by a man and thereby rendered useless.

Man Design can most readily be found in public restrooms, where the toilet paper dispenser is so low as to not be reachable from a sitting position.

Man Design can also be seen in a public restroom stall that is easier to get into than it is to get out of.

There is nowhere to put a bag or coat when washing ones hands in a public restroom.

by keshazel April 12, 2012

Design Despair

Noticing the over use of a design style or font in use in popular culture, which leads graphic designers to mental fatigue and despair. Severe cases result in murder/suicides using metal etched Helvetica letting, art deco lamps of slender women holding opaque spheres above their heads and starbursts containing the word 'New'.

Suzi exclaimed "Oh Brad! I just can't get over this Steampunk fad we've got at the moment. It's giving me serious Design Despair. If I see one more flyer using the Coffee Tin font I'm going to destroy (insert any significant cartoon cultural icon) by giving it claws and dripping blood.

by Matt_Decker February 20, 2012

Designated Snuggle Time

Time when you and your love have to fully commit to snuggling. No phone.

It is designated snuggle time! No Reddit please.

by strawberry bonbon October 17, 2023

Intended game design

Definitly not a bug that the game developers are definitly not too lazy to fix.

Dude 1: Dude I just discovered a new bug in this game.
Dude 2: Dude don't you know, that's just intended game design

by Abstuz October 2, 2019

Designer China Vagina

A surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so that it resembles a Chinese person’s slitty eyes.

Functionally this is of no benefit and can result in numerous health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

Babs: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai ladyboy hooker: ‘I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina last week’
Babs (popping a couple of Viagra and unbuttoning frantically): ‘Buckle up..’

by Anonymous submissions March 3, 2025