Depression

When your moms are you pizza rolls.

The fuck mom your out of pizza rolls This is why I have depression.

by Kyle’s mom December 2, 2019

Depression

The average emotion a middle school student experiences. It is also the only emotion one experiences when they die in lava in Minecraft. Usually, when someone with depression dies in Minecraft, they put a bullet into their head so that they die in real life too.

Lesbian Lary had depression when she realized he couldn't go to her friend's lesbian slumber party.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

DEPRESSION

That every 14 year old girl has

Therapist- you don't have depression
14 yr old girl- Then I will say I have depression

by Jaycharles694 June 10, 2019

Depression

When you find out Paulo Dybala isn't transferring to United and the Dybala-Lukaku switch isn't gonna happen; it was too good to be true, so now you mope around all day, since the deal with Bruno Fernandes won't happen either.

I have depression since we spent 200 million on Maguire, James, and Wan Bissaka. We are the dumbest club.

by Soccerplayer_showtunes August 4, 2019

Depression

A disease that everyone and their mamma claims that they have. 14 year old girls usually self-diagnose themselves with this disease. Mostly basic white hoes.

Daughter: “Mom I think I have depression.”
Mother: “Honey, you’re 13 and hormonal.”

by Mike Whocheese Harry December 4, 2019

Depression

Every 14 year old girl that listens to billie eillish.

“Billie Eillish is so sad and depressed, her songs give me depression😭.”

by Kekekwkwkwkwwk November 13, 2019

Depression

Something a shit load of white kids fake having after listening to XXXTENTACION

Faked depressed white kid: "I want to kill myself."

A normal human being: "You better shut the fuck up you fake ass depression having ass white cracker trailer trash."

by Lord Headass January 3, 2019