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Dragon Stream

When you take a piss and the one stream splits into a two-headed stream where each head starts attacking the other, spewing piss all over the bathroom.

Most common after a hastily cleaned masturbation.
Last night after I jacked off I needed to urinate, but my dragon stream shot piss all over my girlfriend's rug.
by oneordinarylife February 24, 2009
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Daronned

When someone's mom or dad busts into their room or stop them from doing what they want to do. Often used while playing video games.
"Why is he muted on Discord now?"

"He must have got daronned, his mom can be really annoying"
by RedDeeeer April 27, 2020
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venus dragon whip

When a man forces a girl onto her knees, pulls down his pants, and gets a blowjob. When he is satisfied, he then proceeds to force her open mouth onto his penis, pushing until her lips reach the base in one swift motion. Immediately following this action, the man pulls out his erect penis and bitch slaps her across the cheek.
Person 1: Guess what dude.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: When i was getting a blowjob from my bitch yesterday, i ended it with the venus dragon whip.

Person 2: Damn!!!
by the fuckin shit January 15, 2010
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Leafy Sea Dragon

The weirdest looking animal out there. For the love of God it is a dragon with LEAVES on it! Hence, it's extremely self explanitory name. Fun Fact: It can move one eye without moving the other! Gross!
" Well shucky darns! That thing there ain't no coral! It's a Leafy Sea Dragon taking advantage of it's physical adaptation by camoflaging into it's habitat!"
by Mistymuffin8 March 29, 2010
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Jade Dragon

A sexual position in which, when having sex with a partner doggystyle, you jackhammer the receiver so hard her head breaks a window, lamp, or other breakable object.
"I was having sex with my boyfriend and he gave me a Jade Dragon. He's coming over to fix my window tomorrow."
by d Kohls August 16, 2008
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darron

a funny, addicted to sports type of person. he can be a bit to much at first but then u learn to love him. he has a good appearance and can be friends with anyone. and he can be a trustworthy person. he is the life of the party or well trys to be. he will always put friends first. he always looks at the better side off life. and tries to teach kids the better type off life. most off all a cool friend to have,
person 1 did you talk to darron today?

person 2 yea, he is watching the game so he will call me back.
by drizzlenizzle July 3, 2009
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Mongolian Dragon Punch

Where the male fists the female in the vagina and in the arse at the same time, one with each fist. The male then lifts the woman up with his two fists, points her at a target, and shouts "Hadouken!!!".
We played street fighter earlier, and she just spammed hadoukens the whole time. So later on, I gave her a mongolian dragon punch. Now she'll never use hadoukens again.
by Teifi August 23, 2009
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