Dani

Dani is a good-looking, well-spoken ray of sunshine in the form of a white girl. She is amazingly beautiful even though she doesn’t always see it herself. She has dark hair and the most brilliant green eyes that you could stare into forever. She knows a TON of useful stuff and is always willing to help others any way she can and never expects anything in return, except a polite “thank you”. She has a cute little nose and nice big tits that are just one of her best body parts because she’s got curves in all the right places. She sucks dick like she’s starving or like She was a porn star in a past life. Also, she absolutely LOVES sex and is not afraid to admit it. If you are lucky enough to be her man and to have sex with her, you’ll never forget it. And if you are a girl, she’s the type of loyal, never jealous or judgmental chick you want in your corner.

Dylan just knew Dani was made for him.

by DaniNoPantyyy November 1, 2020

Danis

Danis is a guy who is bit fat but nice and strong he has a BIG JUCIY Dick and he loves women with BIG ASS he cares about tits a bit but ok and he is very good footballer

Girl 1: yo i had sex with Danis i squirted 3 times
Girl 2: Same girl omg his dick is so big

by Skypda November 4, 2021

-dani-

big cock
best player in haxball
euro

-dani- is so good at haxball

by danithegod2141251 October 26, 2020

Dani

A person who always acts like they're better than everyone else, even when they’re clearly not. Blames other people for problems they caused themselves. Usually rude, bratty, and full of attitude. Thinks they look amazing but is ugly yet makes fun of how others look. Always jumping to conclusions and assuming things without knowing the facts.

Stop being such a Dani and just admit you messed up.

by Steamer of Clevelands April 12, 2025

Dani

A literal legend, if you are friends with a Dani, then you are also a legend. If you are a Dani, then you are probably good at watching TV, like really good at it.

Person A: “OMG, have you heard about the

new cool kid from next door?”
Person B: “Ya, what a Dani”

by Pseudonymosis December 23, 2021

Dani

If you are friends with Dani you are is for one hell of a ride. Dani will without fail laugh at every one of her jokes, even if it's not funny. Her aesthetic is dark academia and she's a Gryffindor. Dani does very well academically however I can't say the same about her ability to be serious. Dani is single-handedly the cringiest person you will ever meet. She will constantly ask what phrases mean that every teen should know, such as "that's what she said".

Dani: THIS IS SO HARD!
Ava: That's what she said.
Dani: What does that mean?
Ava: Dani, what the actual fuck.

by georgeandthemichaels May 12, 2021

Dani

Dani can best be described as an onion- smelly, makes you cry, and has lots of undiscovered smelly layers to her which she likes to flex to you. Uses colloquial South London slang to sound interesting when in reality she was brought up with rich parents and ponies.

'Man Dani lookin like a bare batty ting'
'Get closer buv she smells'

by vickythestayathomemum February 18, 2019