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Dawson

Various meanings:

1) To do or say something ridiculously stupid.
2) To sleep on a pillow that has actual shit inside it as a substitute for feathers and catch pinkeye as a result.
3) To complete sexual favours for your stepdad.
4) To be so fat that you have to have extra wide doors fitted in your house.
Example of number 1

Mum "Where did you come in the race son?"

Kid "I came 1th mum!"

Example of number 3

Stepdad "Come here kid I've got some smegma on my penis that you need to come and lick off."

Kid "Not again, I feel like such a dawson"
by i am moin February 24, 2010
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Dawson

A fat fuck who sucks dick very well. Usually exceeding 300 pounds.
The fat dude is such a Dawson.
by straight up fat ass August 1, 2016
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Dawson Springs

A city in KY referred to as a "Hellhole" or "The dingle-berry on a cats butt hole" Extremely small town with an over-employed police station. 1200 Citizens, 8 Cops.
I smell bacon, I smell grease, I smell Dawson Springs police.
by RE SX 18 March 27, 2011
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Darison

DARISON IS ONE OF THE MOST UGLIEST PERSONS IN THE WHOLE WORD AND HE IS ANNOYING
Darison likes his ex but he likes 3 other girls
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Shane Dawson

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Dawson

ASSHATTT🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽
Dawson is a drunk turtle
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daijon

the one we know and cherish is gay and very kool
daijon gaï
by bsjahsbsjans December 10, 2019
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