Denis Daily

Wanker that wanks so hard his semen spill all over the show oh and hes got a few subscribers and a cat with a really fucked name.

Reetard:seen Denis Daily's new vid?
Wanker:no, he always wants halfway through and I dont like to see penises

by WANKER900000000 May 12, 2020

The Daily Show

An American satire news show that airs Mon-Thurs at 11/10c on Comedy Central. Features Jon Stewart as the anchorman, with a full correspondant team, including people such as John Oliver and, formerly, Stephen Colbert.

It was a lot more entertaining in the days of Colbert, even though Colbert wasn't that funny. Since The Colbert Report began to air right after, the writers for the shows have brought the writing down to one liberal (TDS) theme and one conservative (TCR) theme. I could personally do without all the bias on both shows, but, since the split, TDS has lacked personality, merely coming down to almost the liberal version of Glenn Beck.

I watch the Daily Show and the Colbert Report every night, to get both sides, and a good laugh in between.

by Junatokni6815 December 18, 2010

Daily Double

when 2 hookers both get trunk butt while giving you a double blow job

man i was so happy last night, i hit the Daily Double.

by Frank April 14, 2005

daileysha

Is a wonderful person ,love everyone, best person a person can meet

I love you daileysha

by Baby girllll February 12, 2018

daily-lunch

Excrement of Satan himself.

Aww dude, kill that daily-lunch with fire.

by hi legacy man March 25, 2005

Dailyo

To do something daily.

Thats wack, I do that shit on the dailyo.

by Mark The Park April 23, 2009

Daily Opt

"Opt:short for optimization"

the daily improvements, projects, and demands of SEO (Search Engine Optimization) tasks that improve or maintain search engine rankings

Your daily opt within this web project will help your site appear farther up in Google.

by SEO Expert May 19, 2009