Zipper cream

An unfortunate type of premature ejaculation in which a male spurts into the zipper of his pants while trying to remove them.

Jake was so excited about sexy times with Sheila that he zipper creamed everywhere. Sheila was not excited.

by redread January 21, 2014

Squirty Cream

What happens when a man ejaculates inside a woman who then proceeds to squirt afterwards.

Also a British term for what the Americans call Whipped Cream in a can.

Ginger was horrified to find that Neil was covered in Squirty Cream after she climaxed on top of him.

by Dr Bradburry September 10, 2021

he-cream.

Another word for sperm.

Substituted frequently for love juice, cum, sausage water, salad dressing.

That brod from the club loves he-cream.

I got some he-cream for ya lips.

by Bawss_Man December 18, 2010

cream straw

The act of ejaculating into a condom, then have your significant other suck the contents from the condom.

Hey babe, how about a cream straw for dessert?

by sweet spot 69 January 1, 2014

Morning Cream

To receive a coffee and oral sex while you are sleeping/waking up.

"Today my boyfriend gave me some morning cream and let's just say I'm wide awake!"

by Jakeypoo1991 October 14, 2013

society cream

cosmetic makeup designed to increase social appeal

Without that society cream smeared on her face, Avril is a nice looking woman (albeit not stunning).

With society cream covering her face, Avril looks like a whore. Unfortunately, she caters to a society full of people who prefer whores over nice looking women.

by gargleblaster September 10, 2008

cream pocket

You fill a girls vagina with Coolwhip and then lick it out and tickle her clit with your tounge.

"Yo dude you can't even imagine. I just gave her a Cream Pocket."

by Joshipu March 3, 2015