wanna cookie

a nicer way to say "GOOD FOR YOU" when someone is tryna brag about something.

Friend: "i just bought 3 northfaces & i still have 300$$ left over"
Friend2: "WANNA COOKIE"

by Mariel Quijano January 11, 2008

cum cookie

When a group of males get together and all proceed to masterbate and blow their loads onto a cookie. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the cookie. Can be also done in a tournement like fashion.

When we played cum cookie Jim blew last and had to eat the cookie.

by Matt Cheese August 31, 2006

Affogato Cookie

fishy from cookie run kingdom

Affogato Cookie: "And I Am A fish"
Dark Cacao Cookie: "N O＂

by emperorbelos April 11, 2022

toss cookies

to puke/vomit/chunder you get the point

jake will get foodpoisoning from that shitty ass burgerking and will toss cookies all night

by papajohn November 6, 2007

gookie cookie

A delicious dessert item sold by Michael Scott at his convenience store.

Michael: Well, I have some very delicious gookie cookie, only 99 cents plus tax!

by lola.mkv April 28, 2020

Monster Cookie

A code name for a blow job, used by people too immature to call it a blow job.

Do you want a monster cookie?

by asdfasdfasfdasdfasfdasdf May 12, 2011

Pitbull Cookies

Cookies infused with weed and unholy souls that will transcend your body to a state or nirvana. These cookies can only be eaten by gods but CAN be made by mortals. The Cookies were originally made after a stoner made a batch of edible cookies but a nuclear bomb destroyed his houses and killed him and after the explosion, scientists found the cookies lying on the ground radiating immense energy. The legendary original batch is at the bottom floor of Area 51 and the first test subject to eat them was erased from existence. The only known mortal to be able to eat these cookies is 2000s American rapper Pitbull, thus the infamous name. No matter how many people have tried to replicate the cookies, nothing comes close to the power of the original batch.

Trevor: "Dude did you make Pitbull cookies?? DONT EAT THEM YOU'LL DIE!!!"
Derek: "I did your mom lol"

by Jsweezey2000 December 30, 2020