Colorado Chimichanga

Super gluing your anus closed, taking a large amount of laxatives, and defecating Inside the anus.

"How did he end up in the hospital?"
"He gave himself a Colorado Chimichanga."

by Ryan Hook September 13, 2017

Highway Cologne

The Sweet Smell Of A Rotting Carcass Stewing In The Hot Sun Along The Roadway. The Natural course Of Decomposition Has Long Settled In. Usually That Of An Animal That Has Been Struck By either A Car Or A Truck.

Chris Said The Highway Cologne Was Really Strong When He Was Ridding His Bike Back From Sturgis.

by CRRS August 4, 2007

semi-colonoscopy

Examining and editing text for the overuse of semi-colons.

His writing was concise; it was lyrical; but it had too many semi-colons. It required a semi-colonoscopy.

by cabot wonder June 17, 2010

Nickname Color Racism

Nickname Color Racism happens when you're a part of an online group where you are focused for having a default name text color. It usually occurs in communities where it is usually tight-knit and/or very shitpost focused. Sometimes it is done for laughs, but other times is done as actual gatekeeping.

Mark: Can you believe it, I keep getting targeted because my name text is white, damn Nickname Color Racism.

by Compressere May 6, 2019

The Colony

"THE COLONY" not Colony. Small city near Dallas that has been mistaken many many times as an omish city. Businesses dont last long, the busiest places are the liquor stores and if you went to school at TC High School you are most likely on drugs.

" Where do you live? "
" The Colony. "
" Colony? "
" No, The Colony "
" oh, are you Omish? "

by frachel August 10, 2008

Colorado School of Mines

A sausage fest masquerading as an education. See sausage fest.

I went to the Colorado School of Mines to fulfill my dreams, but it turned out to be more or less a rapey sausage fest.

by JonathanSwift April 11, 2013

True Colors

1. How a person truley feels, acts, or thinks despite how their feelings, actions, or thoughts seem to others or one specific other.

2. A 1986 hit song by Cindy Lauper, written by Billy Steinberg and Tom Kelly.

3. A 1998 song by Phil Collins based on the 1986 hit song by Cindy Lauper.

4. A 1991 movie about best friends' betrayal starring John Cusack and James Spader, directed by Herbert Ross and written by Kevin Wade.

"I know you don't really mean to act the way you do. I know your true colors are beautiful."

by INXpeteR August 6, 2007