stripandbendover checkers

1. A smartass way to try to get someone to have sex with you.

Blue: Hey, we should play stripandbendover checkers.
Pink: NO WAY!

by kawaiixwolf December 25, 2009

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Sausage Choker

When a guy wraps his penis around your neck and playfull chokes you. It's a super sexual fun addition to your sex life or sleepover. It is more fun when the guy has a long, juicy, fat one.

Guy 1: Dude my boyfriend gave me a sausage choker last night. His was way tooo big for me. I'm not gonna' lie, it actually left a mark on my neck.
Guy 2: I bet mine's bigger.

by Sexual_Llama:D March 5, 2011

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pecker checker protector

the board between two urinals in a men's restroom

that dude was definitely gay,...thanks to the pecker checker protector,..he didn't look at my stuff!!

by ronplaisance November 30, 2011

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Cooter Cocker

When the shaft of the penis rubs against the outer rim of the vagina (or cooter) and the vagina (or cooter) becomes wet and ready to get fucked by a penis.

Dude, she let me pull a cooter cocker before we fucked. My dick just slid right in.

by jumbotron921 December 11, 2012

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ape cockery

Noun/Verb: the act of conducting yourself in a socially unacceptable manner.

Examples include: dancing on/around vehicles in parking lots, blasting loud music that no one besides you wants to hear, etc.

I hate working Friday night, there is too much ape cockery going on in this parking deck.

by Eric Moore-Avis January 28, 2014

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