Chav

English person who lives in a caravan, has cigarettes for breakfast, cocaine for lunch and McDonald's for dinner (if they haven't been shanked up already). Their dad left between the time they were born and the age of two, their mum works in a fish and chip shop and their 17 year old brother is a drug dealer.

FUN FACT: The place with the highest population of chavs is Wick
Synonyms: Pikie, hoodie, yob
Most commonly found: On the Jeremy Kyle Show

Anyone from The Only Way Is Essex is a chav

by Woafy March 13, 2018

chav

a mean person that whacks you with their handbag. They have essex accents, chew gum and have handbags and travels in groups, called chavlets.

JAMIE: hey have you seen beth? she is such a chav! 🙄🙄

NATHAN: yes she’s a chav but she’s well fit 🤤🤤🥵

by james_definitions..69 May 3, 2022

Chav

A bunch of people who where the Burberry colours with pride, dress in sports wear and think not brushing their teeth is good.

also drives a load of shit, and also cant drive for shit.

Lack of eduction present.

"Oi, get out the fucking way you Chav, im going to get something you never got. An Education. "

by Define Toblerone June 22, 2009

CHAV

Radley wells

"you know radley wells?"
"yeah"
"he's a right chav."
"init"

by koolkidbaby January 4, 2010

Chav

A person who is chavvy

Josie Smith is a chav

by Hhf July 21, 2015

chav

someone who thinks McDonald's is a 5-star restaurant. always hangs out around the corner shop, fish and chip shops and parks. they live on greasy foods, don't ever wash there hair or clothes, usually cleaners and live on estates. you can tell a chav smell from a mile away. they have a very distinctive choice of words. if you see one coming don't look at them because they will try and fight you. keep your distance. you aren't safe from them.

I was walking down the street and saw a chav

by yourlocalbadbitch October 29, 2019

Chav

an iconic species of british culture

girl:orange

black thick slugs as eyebrows

vv dark contour usually not blended

furry hooded puffer coats

millions of victoria secret body sprays

hoop earrings bigger than their head
lads:coats that cover most of their face

reflective stuff
both:fags(cigs)

vape

drugs

chav language

out all the time

lost their virginity at 2

gets in loads of scraps

*goes to maccies*
me: "there's loads of chavs outside"

by shreck April 5, 2019