Colombian clearout

This is the method of sniffing a large line of flake cocaine to loosen ones bowel.

Alright darling, can you point me to the shitter I need a Colombian clearout

by afghani-tax-man January 2, 2017

Colombia

A country in which most people are proud of. Colombia is known for having the most beautiful people, they are known for coffee, emeralds, flowers, and many other things such as their amazing food and their dancing. Colombia is also known to have "the happiest people in the world," but that's not exactly true, we would rather be called the most "cheerful".

We love to dance, whether it be Salsa, Merengue, Bachata, Cumbia, Vallenato, et. al. We take pride in our dancing and our music. We also take pride in our athletes, especially considering that we have on of the best soccer teams in the world. We also have many outstanding athletes such as Caterine Ibargüen and Nairo Quintana who hold world records.

Sometimes you may hear "No wonder you're so beautiful" when you say you're Colombian, the reason is because Colombia has some of the most beautiful women in the world. Take for example Shakira, Sofia Vergara, Catherine Siachoque, or Carmen Villalobos. We also have some attractive men, such as Fabian Rios, James Rodriguez, or Maluma.

"Did you see Colombia play in the World Cup back in 2014?"
"Damn she's gorgeous.. She had to be from Colombia.."
"I wanna go visit Colombia."

by colombiana_28 March 28, 2017

Colombian Stand Off

Similar to a real stand off but simply involving cocaine instead of guns. A tense situation where two persons are eyeing two lines of coke, waiting for the other to lose his/her nerve and "pull the trigger".

"Dude... m & f were doing a colombian stand off the other night.. none of them caught any sleep!"

"Oi! What'cha looking at? Lookin' for colombian stand off?!?"

by Yamato Corporation March 25, 2017

coloktor

A distant land far from our reach. But in that land are many other Human beings who live in a time of knights and kings. this is a reference to Brandizan Gameplay's "Myths of Coloktor" Minecraft Roleplay.

now that you're in Coloktor, there is no way out...

by BrandizanGameplay(Youtube) August 17, 2017

Colon Bowel M.D.

The world famous proctologist who led the Bowel Movement.

Colon Bowel M.D. is the proctologist who became famous for his name and the movement he started.

by Major Thomas January 20, 2018

Colombian Poptart

Cocaine put in a women's cooter, and then ingested via oral.

I gave this bitch a mad Colombian Poptart last night, I was going apeshit afterwords.

by Urinatorr July 29, 2018

Colombian Log

The act of hiding and or storing cocaine within ones anal cavity for later use or erotic sensation.

1. Tom: Hey Jim how's that colombian log of yours doing? Jim: Well Tom, after making my way across the border in that rigidity camper, it's about time to get it out of me before the Mafia has other ideas.

2. John: Hey Alex you score with that chick last night? Alex: Hell yeah John but I was pretty wasted and apparently she gave me a colombian log!! John: Oh damn I bet you must of had a real good time after that! Alex: Oh you bet, A hella more different then snorting lines. John: Damn Right

by AcidPro08 November 8, 2018