Jacob Caban

(Jay-cup-b, cuh-bahn): this person makes a great friend and is always down to hang. He’s a bit on the shorter side and prone to injuries but that will never stop him from fishing, or talking about fishing.

Oh, yeah I know Jacob Caban, he’s kinda cool.

by GAC Daddy August 9, 2023

Ms.Caran

Bad luck; brings misfortune and loss of jenga games. As she walks past your table it will fall no matter the stability.

"BRO SHES COMING" "DONT TOUCH IT UNTIL SHES GONE" "MS.CARAN KEEPS MAKING OUT JENGA FALL SHES BAD LUCK"

by SCORESPT2 September 11, 2023

cancer cabana

An enclosure designed to segregate smokers from the air breathing members of society.

Sally was absent from the morning meeting due to excessive use of the cancer cabana.

by russianpolander January 15, 2024

Dirty Caban

A dirty Caban is a building in which 20 men diddle with each other with rusty mining equipment in the bum hole simultaneously whilst jizzing on metamorphic rocks. The last person to jizz has 30g of dynamite stuffed into their erect penis before exploding. This game lasts 20 rounds in which a handgun with 20 bullets are available. The last standing receives a dirty Ben and a balsam pass.

Master balsam: keep picking the balsam slave boy or i will strip you of your rights and give you a dirty caban.

by BalsamDiddler July 25, 2025

Don't be a Calanthe

The perfect way of saying the word cunt without saying it. You can often use any words of English literature to tell someone to simply "Don't be a cunt". But if saying the word cunt is a bit too bleak and to the point and you really wanna drive home how much you hate someone. Bring back the past in one of the most satisfying ways with the last name of someone you really despise.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Yo! Where the hell have you been?
Guy 2: I was just at some girl's house. I had to bounce, she was being a real Calanthe.
Guy 1: I feel ya bro.

Example 2:
Girl 1: Take your shit and get out of my house!
Guy 2: I get it! You're mad because someone was right about getting his computer hacked!

Girl 1: I'm just mad that he's way better at being likable than I am because I can only sway guys with ass and tits!
Guy 2: That's not the only thing you're really good at doing!
Girl 1: What? Me being a power hungry Reddit Karma whore?!?
Guy 2: No! It's being a Calanthe! Don't be a Calanthe!

by King/Diablo December 9, 2021