pickled carrot

a blowjob that takes place over a long period of time

I'm still smiling after my pickled carrotthat girl gave me last night.

by LuckyPuddles May 1, 2018

stromboiled carrots

It is when you take stromboli, you take some strongly boiled carrots, and then you laugh very very hard on the floor under a blanket.

"Oh man! These are some goos stromboiled carrots!" said Joe enthusiastically

by Julian Fairchild February 19, 2017

Pittsburgh Carrot

When you get a little carried away and spray tan you penis, fuck a girl in the ass, then have her suck you off.

She wasn't scared about the spray tan that ran too low? Na, gave her that Pittsburgh Carrot. Made it a lot easier to cover the rust on my dick when I gave her ATM.

by Boltesian October 7, 2015

Hooded Carrot

noun 1. a slang term for the female clitoris
noun 2. a slang term for the uncircumcised penis
noun 3. an infamous under-age college bar in Prescott, AZ

1. "She kept telling me to flick her hooded carrot!"
2. "So I took off his boxers and surprise! He's got a hooded carrot."
3. "I need a cheap drink and not to have my ID checked, ya know?" "Yeah, let's head to the Hooded Carrot."

by STEGOPHILEPC November 9, 2014

plant a carrot

When a guido is so drunk he falls asleep inside of the trashy woman he is fornicating

"Ay, Vinny, why don't you slow down, you look like you might plant a carrot."

by BoomBangBonk November 1, 2013

carrot juicing

Wanking someone off who's ginger

Harry: Apparently Hermione went carrot juicing last night and ended up at Ron's

by Nemesis45645 April 26, 2020

carrot status

when you're pissed off at your significant other, so instead of giving him sweet treats such as jolly ranchers, you give him carrots. gross.

He was on carrot status, so he didn't get laid last weekend.

by vishuzzbabe77 January 2, 2011